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امام علی علیه السلام (تبارک الله احسن الخالقین) - شوخی پیامبر(ص)
جمعه 29 مرداد 1389

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روزی پیامبر و حضرت علی(ع) کنار هم خرما می‌خوردند. پیامبر(ص) هر خرمایی را که می‌خورد، به آرامی، هسته‌اش را نزد هسته‌های علی(ع) می‌گذاشتند. هنگامی که از خوردن خرما دست کشیدند، همه هسته‌ها جلوی حضرت علی(ع) بود. پیامبر در این موقع، رو به حضرت علی(ع) کردند و فرمودند: «ای علی! بسیار می‌خوری».

روزی پیامبر و حضرت علی(ع) کنار هم خرما می‌خوردند. پیامبر(ص) هر خرمایی را که می‌خورد، به آرامی، هسته‌اش را نزد هسته‌های علی(ع) می‌گذاشتند. هنگامی که از خوردن خرما دست کشیدند، همه هسته‌ها جلوی حضرت علی(ع) بود. پیامبر در این موقع، رو به حضرت علی(ع) کردند و فرمودند: «ای علی! بسیار می‌خوری». حضرت علی(ع) در جواب پیامبر فرمودند: «آن که خرما را با هسته خورده است، پرخورتر است»

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